Buy Zippy Funky Town Sativa Pre-Rolls in Brandon, Manitoba offering 32% THC. and packaged on August 31, 2026. As soon as you spark it, expect a wave of sour, gassy citrus...
Buy Zippy Funky Town Sativa Pre-Rolls in Brandon, Manitoba offering 32% THC. and packaged on August 31, 2026. As soon as you spark it, expect a wave of sour, gassy citrus colliding with a deep, musky berry exhale. It’s loud, funky, and tastes exactly like top-shelf flower should.
This one hits heavy. It starts with a giggly headspace before melting into a deep, couch-locking body stone that takes the edge right off. It's a smooth-smoking, hard-slapping Indica vibe perfect for late-night sessions or lazy Sundays.
Tips on how to prevent these pre-rolls from canoeing:
The Roll Massage: Before you light up, gently roll the pre-roll between your thumb and index finger from the filter to the tip. It will loosens up any tightly packed clumps.
The "Toot" Light: Don't just stick it in your mouth and torch it with a flame. Hold the tip to the flame and rotate it slowly, puffing gently like a cigar, until you have a perfectly even, glowing cherry all the way around before taking a hit
The Quick Fix: If it starts running down one side mid-smoke, apply a tiny bit of moisture (saliva on your finger) right below the fast-burning side to slow it down. Then, hit the slower-burning side with your lighter to even it out
